You can call me Kaia Kung Lao, everybody else does. Even living on the internet like I do, too much kibble makes my bandwidth expand. I get a little upset when my human gets mad at me for redecorating the house. It took me hours to spread all of that pillow stuffing out on the floor and I thought it looked perfect! I want a friend to poop with me in my neighbor's yard, just to watch him turn all shades of red.